He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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