Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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