he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
time to smoke my breakfast
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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