I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
