He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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