I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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