Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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