the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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