I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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