I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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