Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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