I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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