Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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