dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
