that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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