Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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