I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
