It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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