sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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