i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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