you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You were trust falling into bushes
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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