I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
