I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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