Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Will you blow on my dice?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
