Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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