I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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