Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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