I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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