Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Randomize
