A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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