I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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