there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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