Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
home. puking in laundry basket.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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