so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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