PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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