Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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