Cold hands, warm shart.
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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