You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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