No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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