bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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