The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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