I want to have your abortion
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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