I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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