my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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