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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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