I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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