Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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