the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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