why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Found the puke drawer
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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