THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
