been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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