This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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